This be personal :)
OH MY GOD! This is hilarious. I lived in Lewisham while living in London some years ago. Might even have been the clinic I went to when they referred me to the Hospital for Tropical Diseases. Incidentally (and amusingly) it turned out I only had Poison Ivy. Good times.
I was made to be ruled by Lokitty.
Ok, my cat is going to suffer through this now…